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Question: This drunk goes flying by our farm and goes into the ditch, more like a 10' deep irrigation ditch. We all go to see if he's OK, yup real drunk and real OK. My Uncle gets out the tractor, it gets hooked up and rips the bumper right off the car, flying onto the road almost hitting us. The drunk says, you better pull off bigger pieces or we'll be here all night.
Answers: This drunk goes flying by our farm and goes into the ditch, more like a 10' deep irrigation ditch. We all go to see if he's OK, yup real drunk and real OK. My Uncle gets out the tractor, it gets hooked up and rips the bumper right off the car, flying onto the road almost hitting us. The drunk says, you better pull off bigger pieces or we'll be here all night.
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