Name Some Jokes.?!
Question: Gimme your best
1. Yo momma
2. Blonde
3. made it yourself of any kind
joke.
Answers: Gimme your best
1. Yo momma
2. Blonde
3. made it yourself of any kind
joke.
Doctor
Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it.
You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave."
But invariably another voice in his
head would bring him back to reality whispering:
Dave..........................
Dave.............
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK
BASTARD!!!
My best Knock-Knock joke:
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Polish Burglar
Your momma is so big that when she walks down the street in a yellow rain coat, people yell, "Yo Taxi!!"
yo momma is so fat when she sit around the house she really sits around the house
there is a blonde with her husband and they are sleeping and it is late and the phone rings and the blonde picks up and she says I don't know if the coast is clear that is 500 miles away!
the teacher says to spell before and they all spell it wrong except for lequisha but she has to use it in a sentence, 2 plus 2 before
1) Yo momma's so dumb when she went to see Star Wars she thought a light Sabre had fewer calories.
2) I knew a blond who was so dumb she thought "Moby Dick" was a venereal disease.
3) What's colorless and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.
yo momma is so fat, shes taller lying down than she is standing up
1.Yo momma so fat when she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
2. A blond was doing a jigsaw puzzle. She calls over to her boyfriend and says "Will you help me with this killer jigsaw puzzle?" So he comes over and says "What is it supposed to be?" The blond goes" On the box it says its supposed to be a rooster" then the boyfriend says" Honey, there is no way this can be a rooster, calm down and when your done, put the frosted flakes back in the box"
3. There were 2 men walking their dogs. The one with a doberman goes "Lets go into that bar" The one with the chiwawa says "we cant there is no dogs allowed" The other one puts on glasses and says"follow my lead". So he walks in and the bartender says" No dogs allowed" the guy says" This is my seeing eye dog" bartender- " A doberman" Guy- "Ya they are really good now and are starting to be used" So the guy goes into the bar. The guy with the chiwawa knowing it is going to be a little bit more un bielievable puts on his glasses and walks into the bar. Bartender"No dogs allowed" Chiwawa guy"this is my seeing eye dog" Bartender-"A chiwawa?" Chiwawa guy - "They gave me a chiwawa?"!!!
LOL
Should we hug trees and animals?
It's very popular to hug trees and animals in CA and not wanting to feel out of place I began to hug trees and animals myself. But its not everything its cracked up to be. I hugged 5 different trees and none of them hugged me back. Although I expected natures hospitality to be a little more warm, I tried not to let it get me down. So I preceded to hug various wildlife. I started with bears, cougars and a few badgers.......the doctor said I should be ok in a week or so, at which point, I should regain the use of my legs. But don't worry, I'll never give up....somewhere out there is a compassionate tree that loves to hug people and I just know I'll eventually find a lovable, huggable bear or cougar and maybe a few compassionate badgers. I'm a little curious as to how to the locals are hugging trees and animals. Are there any CA people who can give me some advice on my how to do this properly?
(just kidding)
Yo momma so short when someone spits at her she yells "Help! I'm drowning!"
you might be a redneck