Whats the difference??!
Question: whats the difference between chuck norris and god???
Answers: whats the difference between chuck norris and god???
when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"
chuck norris is luke skywalker's real father
that joke sucked balls.
I head that Chuck Norris is so hard that he can sneeze with his eyes open and that the boogyman checks under his bed to see if Chuck is there!
chuck norris doesn't tea bag
he potato sacks
Fisherman's wife is expecting a baby. As she goes into labour he gets an emergency call. In a panic he rushes to the hospital from his trawler at sea. He eventually gets to the hospital, rushes to the emergency ward only to be met at the door by the midwife. She tells him 'It's touch and go, if she has the little nipper it will be a miracle' The poor fisherman's beside himself. Just then his mobile phone goes off and it's the 'Mother-in- law. 'How is she doing' She asks. The fisherman still in a state of shock blurts out ' It's the ebb and flow if she has this little kipper it'll be a mackerel!