What the funniest thing you have ever witnessed?!
Question: I've seen a lot of funny things, but one of the best was being on the Mall in D.C. outside the Smithsonian. My little niece dropped her hot dog and instantly, six or eight large black birds, I don't know if they were crows or cowbirds or what, but they were big, were fighting for it. It was at least three quarters of the dog, and it was bouncing around on the ground in the dust between the beaks and feet and none of them were getting an advantage. We were breaking up.
All of a sudden, this tiny sparrow or something swept out of nowhere and took off with this big hot dog that was almost as big as it was in its mouth and the other birds went after it, but they were all too slow, and we stood there laughing so hard we cried. You could see the disappearing hot dog in the distance laying endwise in the sky better than you could see the little bird.
Answers: I've seen a lot of funny things, but one of the best was being on the Mall in D.C. outside the Smithsonian. My little niece dropped her hot dog and instantly, six or eight large black birds, I don't know if they were crows or cowbirds or what, but they were big, were fighting for it. It was at least three quarters of the dog, and it was bouncing around on the ground in the dust between the beaks and feet and none of them were getting an advantage. We were breaking up.
All of a sudden, this tiny sparrow or something swept out of nowhere and took off with this big hot dog that was almost as big as it was in its mouth and the other birds went after it, but they were all too slow, and we stood there laughing so hard we cried. You could see the disappearing hot dog in the distance laying endwise in the sky better than you could see the little bird.
2 cats gettin jiggy wit it.
probably myself tripping over air. hahahah i dont know
there are so many things but i cant think of any right now!
my most embarrassing moment. so funny. it was actually in cosmo!girl magazine last year.
The movie Superbad
Have you ever seen the trailer for Black Sheep?
A big black dude with dreads popping wheelies on a pink vespa
My friend was extremely piss at me, he walked away, next thing I heard was a big TUMP, It turn out he sliped on a bananna. that was the loudest tump I've ever heard.
right now, ur avatar :))) hahahahah
My friend crashing into a large silver trash can. And my other friend flipping forward into a wall because when she leaned over her backpack was so heavy it just kinda threw her over.
My stepson tumbling down a steep hill and landing on his feet in a creek.
probably the fights in middle school between girls
lots are clawing and hair pulling
lawl
or maybe the time my friend stole this kid's bike
his foot got caught in the spoke the bike flipped over him when flying in the air he fell on the ground rolling the bike almost landed on him
the first time i met one of my best friends, she sat down in a chair that wasn't there, and her face looked so funny when she was falling. the "oh ****!" face hahahah i love that face on everyone it's so ******* hilarious
people falling down is my weakness. it's a curse really, because it can get you into trouble.
Well the other night as my friend and I were coming back to our dorm I really had to pee. So I parked my car in the visitor spot and ran inside to use the restroom in the lobby. When I came back out I yelled to her "crisis averted!" But she thought I said "Christ is perverted" We laughed about that for days.. in fact we still laugh about it!
me and like another 10 people were linking arms, at a movie theater, and i tripped on air and everyone went down with me!!! it was hilarious, but we got kicked out :P
A lizard going into my lil cousin's pants and his running all over the place.
I was hanging out with some friends one night and we were all casually drinking. My friend's brother showed up already drunk and started slamming shots. He sat down on the couch for a minute and threw up all over himself. Afterward, he just sat there staring at everyone. Never saw anything like that before then and I'd wager I never see anything like it ever again!
This video on youtube :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CO7FPU7a...
My friends almost killing eachother over gum.
The funniest thing I've ever SEEN tho, is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruSbIGYzg...
I was sitting in traffic in Boston. A guy in a suit was getting in his car with an ice cream cone. He must have forgoten that he had those automatic seatbelts cuz as he got in, the seatbelt sheared off the icecream right on to his shirt then I could see him look down and just KNEW it ended up in his croch!!!
alot of funny ones but how about strange ?
my moms name is wilma and when she divorced my dad she decided to go with the flow...everyone always called her wilma flintstone. well to this day that is her legal name wilma flintstone. hard to believe but it's true. she makes money at bars on it. the old prove it, she does.
A young girl coughing a bugger to the face of another girl and her wiping it of then throwing up ha ha it was hilarious!!!!!!
When my friend triped over a bannana hit over this girls tray fell on the ground and a tray full of mashed patatos and an open carton of full chocolate milk mixed with pinanpple juice and grape juice.old days .LOL
Me and some friends got in a fight at school. And one of the girls got mad and was trying to have the last word, so she walked into the bathroom only to find out that it was the guys bathroom and she ran out and ran away. It was hillarious she was even more mad!