Oldie but a goody...?!
Question: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and loose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke to discover it was 9:00 AM, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him, when he saw a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM, wake up."
Answers: A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and loose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke to discover it was 9:00 AM, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woke him, when he saw a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It's 5:00 AM, wake up."
LOL great joke
lol cute
That's a good one
That is a oldie but goodie.
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Clever little kitty.
bla-ha haaaaa!
haha never gets old
OUCH