Drunk in Dublin ?!
Question: Late on Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening...
" Aye, so I have, 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had 6 or 7 pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these
'mar-gar-itos' which are quite good. I had 4 or 5 o'those. Then I had to drive my friend Mike home and O'course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later..."
And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his botlle of whiskey, wich he held up for inspection.
The office sighed, and said, " Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathanalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, " Why? Don't ye believe me?"
Answers: Late on Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening...
" Aye, so I have, 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had 6 or 7 pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these
'mar-gar-itos' which are quite good. I had 4 or 5 o'those. Then I had to drive my friend Mike home and O'course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn't be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later..."
And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his botlle of whiskey, wich he held up for inspection.
The office sighed, and said, " Sir, I'm afraid I'll need you to step out of the car and take a breathanalyzer test."
Indignantly, the man said, " Why? Don't ye believe me?"
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i like this. very funny. thanks
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in his place i would ber angry for not believe in what i say!
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