The priest goes fishing?!


Question: While fishing with an old friend from the days before he was a man of the cloth, a priest catches a huge fish. His friend exclaims, "Whoa! That's a huge sunuvabitch!"

The priest says, "I'm a man of God now, you can't speak to me like that."

His friend, feeling like an idiot, says, "No, that's uh... just what it's called! It's a sunuvabitch."

The priest accepts this answer and at the end of the day, he takes the fish back to his church. The pope was arriving for a dinner that night, and the priest thought it would be an extra-special meal if the pope ate a fish he caught.

He takes the fish into his church, obviously proud of his catch. He shows it to the altar boy, telling the story of catching this huge sunovabitch. Astonished, the child says, "You're a man of God, you shouldn't be talking like that!"

The priest says, "No, that's what it's called! A sunuvabitch!"

He takes it to the kitchen, and the chef compliments him on his fish. "Yeah, I caught this sunuvabitch myself!"


Answers: While fishing with an old friend from the days before he was a man of the cloth, a priest catches a huge fish. His friend exclaims, "Whoa! That's a huge sunuvabitch!"

The priest says, "I'm a man of God now, you can't speak to me like that."

His friend, feeling like an idiot, says, "No, that's uh... just what it's called! It's a sunuvabitch."

The priest accepts this answer and at the end of the day, he takes the fish back to his church. The pope was arriving for a dinner that night, and the priest thought it would be an extra-special meal if the pope ate a fish he caught.

He takes the fish into his church, obviously proud of his catch. He shows it to the altar boy, telling the story of catching this huge sunovabitch. Astonished, the child says, "You're a man of God, you shouldn't be talking like that!"

The priest says, "No, that's what it's called! A sunuvabitch!"

He takes it to the kitchen, and the chef compliments him on his fish. "Yeah, I caught this sunuvabitch myself!"

You obviously ran out of space for the rest of the joke

Thanks for the 2 points though

Ah now the rest arrived

LOL, very funny.Thanks.

haha very funny......!!

haha

Holy Cow that was Hilarious :-D



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