Two boys are playing football in the park......?!
Question: ......when one of them is attacked by a rotweiller. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dogs collar and twists it , breaking the dogs neck and killing it. While this is going on a Sun reporter is watching. He gets out his notepad and pen and rushes over. He starts writing "Manchester City fan save friends life". The boy interrupts, "I'm not a City fan" he says. The reporter crosses out City and writes "United". "I'm not a United fan either" says the boy. The reporter turns and asks "Well who do you support?" Liverpool" the boy replies. The reporter sighs heavily rips out the page and starts writing "Scouse B******D kills family pet..."
Answers: ......when one of them is attacked by a rotweiller. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dogs collar and twists it , breaking the dogs neck and killing it. While this is going on a Sun reporter is watching. He gets out his notepad and pen and rushes over. He starts writing "Manchester City fan save friends life". The boy interrupts, "I'm not a City fan" he says. The reporter crosses out City and writes "United". "I'm not a United fan either" says the boy. The reporter turns and asks "Well who do you support?" Liverpool" the boy replies. The reporter sighs heavily rips out the page and starts writing "Scouse B******D kills family pet..."
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Nick.!!!
Got me laughing on the night shift man.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
Offensive but funny
i don't get it
I don't get it...
That's funny!!! good one.
lmao, thanks for the laugh!
thanks but i didn't get it.
Haha, that's terrible. Poor dog man. Ah well, never liked English teams anyways...
dont get it/??
I don't get it
lol.....very funny.
that wasnt funny! and you could have just said twisting the collar scared the do off...u sick twisted 'person'...
your enticing a lot of thick people tonight I dont see what theres not to get its straight forward