Have you ever been this drunk?!
Question: A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Answers: A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
I think I'm related, as I just typed my answer in the wrong box heehehhehee (hic) hehehehee
ha ha ha ha
definitely not and i wouldn't advise it either. Eventhough that is a funny joke.
That was funny thanks for the laugh
cute lol
luckily - no
that is funny... but makes sence
lol, i like this one
lmao thats cute
very good ho ho ho
hahaha lmao have to pass that one on :)
haha best one ive heard in a long time................................who are the o'malley twins!!!?
no
but hialroious
Here's a similar one, it's better if you restrain from reading the ending:
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious?"
He said yes.
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" ...
I said, "DIE, HERETIC SCUM!” and pushed him off.
lol! one of the best! can i use it in a Huge email to send to my friends? ty!
lol
no never ever ever
Funny! 100!
brilliant
lmao
how about this drunk?
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJXP1tfSB...
lol...excellent...star 4u
lol. The best joke on yahoo answers up to date
hahahahaha that is super funnnnyyyyy!!! That is laugh out loud hilarious!!! That made my day!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is sooooooooooooooo funny!!!!!! OMG! HAHA.....JK!!!!!!!!!!!