*!((--?Here's some blonde questions i found?--))!*?!
Question: Q-Why does a blonde get confused in the toilet?
A-Becuase she is taking her own knickers down
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and through it right back.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half of a brain?
A: Gifted
Answers: Q-Why does a blonde get confused in the toilet?
A-Becuase she is taking her own knickers down
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and through it right back.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half of a brain?
A: Gifted
nice keep going on
good, I just love the last one..:))))))))))))))))))))))))
Very good!
ahh silly blonde
Check Out This one.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...
keep them coming.but i do love blondes really.
I like the 1st and fourth ones especially.
Im a brunette, I know some of the jokes are a bit funny but isnt a bit "harsh" on the blondes?
1. ABSOLUTELY.. BLONDES GET CONFUSED BECAUSE TAKING HER KNICKERS DOWN.. BECAUSE BLONDES DONT WEAR KNICKERS. SHE MUST BE IN THE WRONG TOILET
2 .HOW DO YOU MAKE A BLONDE LAUGH ON A SUNDAY.
LET HER GO OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON
3. THE BLONDE WANTS TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY AND SLOW DOWN TO ENJOY THE DANGERS ( LANDING ON
GROUND ISNT FUN)
4.WHY IS OK FOR BLONDES TO CATCH COLD
THEY WANT TO FIND OUT WHAT CATCH 22 IS.
5. WHY DID THE BLONDE CLIMB OVER THE GLASS WALL
BECAUSE SHE JUST LEARNED HOW TO CLIMB
6. WHAT DO YOU DO IF A BLONDE THROWS A GRENADE AT YOU.. .>RUN ( YOURE NOT THE ONE THAT IS STUPID SHE IS (LOL)
7. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE WITH HALF A BRAIN?
DIZZY BLONDE.. WITH A BRAIN.. DO BLONDES HAVE BRAINS.
LOL LOL THAT ALL BLONDES ARE STUPID . IM ONE
MY BLONDE HUMOUR ( HONEST MADE IT ALL UP)
BY ME A BLONDE FROM BIRTH ..
HOPE I AMUSED YOU. ( LOL LOL)
hahahahahahahahaha some1 call ambulance i m dying here
nice ones.
hahaha...those were good.