Look what happens if you rearrange the letters?!
Question: ? Dormitory – Dirty room
? Desperation – A rope ends it
? The eyes – They see
? The Morse Code – Here come dots
? Slot machines – Cash lost in me
? Animosity – Is no amity
? A decimal point – I’m a dot in place
? Snooze alarms – alas, no more z’s
? Astronomer – Moon starer
? Mother-in-law – Woman Hitler
? Eleven plus two – Twelve plus one
? Election results – Lies, let’s recount
? Public relations – Crap, built on lies
? Evangelist – Evil’s agent
? Internet chat rooms – The moron interacts
? Board meeting – I get bored, man
? Debit card – Bad credit
? Clint Eastwood – Old west action
? Playmate of the year – Ahoy, a pretty female
? The Public Art Galleries – Large picture halls, I bet
? Alec Guinness – Genuine class
? George Bush – He bugs Gore
ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!
ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!
Answers: ? Dormitory – Dirty room
? Desperation – A rope ends it
? The eyes – They see
? The Morse Code – Here come dots
? Slot machines – Cash lost in me
? Animosity – Is no amity
? A decimal point – I’m a dot in place
? Snooze alarms – alas, no more z’s
? Astronomer – Moon starer
? Mother-in-law – Woman Hitler
? Eleven plus two – Twelve plus one
? Election results – Lies, let’s recount
? Public relations – Crap, built on lies
? Evangelist – Evil’s agent
? Internet chat rooms – The moron interacts
? Board meeting – I get bored, man
? Debit card – Bad credit
? Clint Eastwood – Old west action
? Playmate of the year – Ahoy, a pretty female
? The Public Art Galleries – Large picture halls, I bet
? Alec Guinness – Genuine class
? George Bush – He bugs Gore
ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!
ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!
YEAR TWO THOUSAND
A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN
THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES
LARGE PICTURE HALLS, I BET
CONTRADICTION :
ACCORD NOT IN IT
PRINCESS DIANA
END IS A CAR SPIN
And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
lol. The best joke on yahoo answers up to date
very nice!!!!! that just made my day a whole lot better
That was really good, I agree with the 1st answer, best one i seen, very funny/clever. :)
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Great I'm gonna star it
The Three Stooges has a really good one about them killing each other
Well not killing but you know
Give it up for Paradisa
Give him 10 points
Sports bra- Traps orbs
Cosmetic surgery -"Yes, I correct mugs."
Eskimos- Some ski
Clothespins- So, let's pinch
Sean Connery: on any screen
ADOLF HITLER = DOLLAR THIEF
Those are great! Now I will be trying to think of one all night!
Old one:
Spiro Agnew - Grow a Penis
Cats Rule My House=
Result Ache Mousy
or
A Cultures Homeys
or
Lacey Mouse Hurts
or
Sum Carousel They
Micheal Jackson
Son Leach? Ack! JIM!
those were great
my favorite one:
elvis - lives
u brighten up my day a little
wowwie......... how r u soo good?
LOL - Woman Hitler....
Very funny!
The IRS - THEIRS
Happy Tax time...