A Joke about a man in the bar?!
Question: A man goes to this bar every single day and orders 3 drinks, he's been doing it for a long time now and the bartender got curious and said to him, you always order 3 drinks whether you drink them or not and I am wondering why? The man said to the bartender, that's because I have 2 brothers, one is in the middle east and the other one in europe and before they moved away, we used to sit every day and drink together so I'm trying to keep our tradition alive. So one day the man comes in and orders only 2 drinks and the bar tender was even more curious this time and wondered what happened or should he ask why he ordered only 2. So the bartender asks him is everything ok with your brothers, why did you only order 2 drinks?
The man said, Well you see, I quit drinking.
Answers: A man goes to this bar every single day and orders 3 drinks, he's been doing it for a long time now and the bartender got curious and said to him, you always order 3 drinks whether you drink them or not and I am wondering why? The man said to the bartender, that's because I have 2 brothers, one is in the middle east and the other one in europe and before they moved away, we used to sit every day and drink together so I'm trying to keep our tradition alive. So one day the man comes in and orders only 2 drinks and the bar tender was even more curious this time and wondered what happened or should he ask why he ordered only 2. So the bartender asks him is everything ok with your brothers, why did you only order 2 drinks?
The man said, Well you see, I quit drinking.
funny...i love this joke...i can't believe people don't get it
does he drink the other 2??????????
thats not really funny at all sorry
lol
That's funny, but dont u think that its kind of a waste of a drink?
hahahahahaha
Oooooooooooooh, I get it!! Lol he's being hypocritcial, he stopped drinkin' but his brothers didn't and he's drinking FOR them hahahahahhaa =)
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I LOVE your joke. here is another for you.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for sharing.