Which is the Best Adult joke you ever heard?!
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Answers: for best answer..... specially who resides in chennai ll get a treat in pizza hut nungambakkam on coming sunday 4 pm.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: ! "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps in to?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
A man in a car sees a boy walking down the road, so stops him and says "Come into my car and i'll give you a sweetie!", and the boy replies "I'll come into your mouth if you give me the whole packet!"
......!!!!!!!!
There was a penis, a pickle, and a pencil, all talking about how bad their lives were.
The pickle started out.
"My life sucks! Every day I get stuck in this jar of sour liquid, sometimes with other pickles. And these random people suck on me for fun!"
The pencil said,
"That's nothing! Every time I get too short I get stuck in this dark hole and then these razor sharp grinders rip at me until I'm sharp and pointy!"
The penis said,
"You should see what happens to me! Every night A plastic bag gets put over my head, and I can barely breathe! Then I get stuck in and out of this dark hole, and shaken around until I throw up!"
Haha lol.
That's what I liked most of all http://hubpages.com/hub/AceMila - Hope you will love these adult jokes also
I want to know also...
i know only adult jokes
i wud love 2 share it with all
but i may b thrown outta this network,
if some saint pops up
so anyone keen can get to me on their own,
or my email id is : richijosef@yahoo.co.in
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!!!"
It might not be the best, but I will say a dirty joke. A white horse which was running at a full speed, suddenly slipped and fell into the GUTTER. Thus it became dirty.
What is the difference between girl aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68.
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 - You dont need a story to take her to bed
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes u to bed
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68 - If you take her to bed that'll be a story.
why did d chicken cross d road?
2 get 2 the other side !! mahahahahaha
ledge but its very rude lol