Duct tape..lol?!
Question: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face.
Answers: Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face.
LMFAO!!!!!!!! you won't believe this but my name is Jeff, my mate at work is called Paul and he fancies a girl who works up stairs....he's gonna die when I show him this!
funny
that is indeed a very strong duct tape
ROFL
now that was funny
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BWAHAHAHA!
I actually laughed out loud.
i know the feeling lol
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hahahahaha...brilliant and hilarious...star 4u
That was funny.Go one keep them coming.
Ha ha ha......LOL..........ha ha ha...........that was sooooooooo funny!
LOL, very funny, thanks.
nearly choked laughing!!!!! best joke I've heard all day!!!!!
Thank you!!!!
haha that was funny!
I hate when that happens
I'm sorry... I can't help stop looking at your... er, boots!
I like it lol
I LOVE IT!