Anyone know the punchline to my Golden Eagle joke then?!
Question: There I was, flying over the pennines (I was a bit off course see!), feeling a bit horny when I looked down and saw some pretty little blue t.i.t.s. in the valley below me. So I goes into me best dive and gave 'em a good rogering before they knew what had hit 'em. One of 'em chirped up "I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit and I'm happy".
So, after I'd eaten 'em all for me brekkie I flew on again, looking for Scotland (lost it somewhere or other) when I saw a beautiful dove and felt horny all over again! So I nips down and give 'er one an all! She cooed "I'm a little dove and I've had a bit of love and I'm happy!" She was so sweet I ate her too.
By teatime I was randy again and I saw this duck on a lake, so I swooped down and give it a bloody good seeing to.
That's when it turned round and quacked ..... " ..... WHAT? ... "
Thumbs up for all funny answers - who will be first with the right one? More bird jokes needed pleeeeees! otyhee
Answers: There I was, flying over the pennines (I was a bit off course see!), feeling a bit horny when I looked down and saw some pretty little blue t.i.t.s. in the valley below me. So I goes into me best dive and gave 'em a good rogering before they knew what had hit 'em. One of 'em chirped up "I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit and I'm happy".
So, after I'd eaten 'em all for me brekkie I flew on again, looking for Scotland (lost it somewhere or other) when I saw a beautiful dove and felt horny all over again! So I nips down and give 'er one an all! She cooed "I'm a little dove and I've had a bit of love and I'm happy!" She was so sweet I ate her too.
By teatime I was randy again and I saw this duck on a lake, so I swooped down and give it a bloody good seeing to.
That's when it turned round and quacked ..... " ..... WHAT? ... "
Thumbs up for all funny answers - who will be first with the right one? More bird jokes needed pleeeeees! otyhee
I'm a drake, for goodness sake so I'm NOT happy.
It quacked " Quack" because ducks don't talk?
WHAT THE DUCK ! ! ! ! ! !
This lady takes her bird to the vet and says " please help my bird hasn't moved for three days". The vet picks the bird up and says " Mam' your bird is dead" Crying hysterically she asks for tests just to make sure. The vet places the stiff dead bird on the exam table, then opens a door to let a cat in the room. The cat jumps up on the table and sniffs the bird, jumps off the table and leaves the room. The doctor said " Yes, I am sure he is dead, that will be $450.00 please". She says "$450.00!!! for what?" He says "$50.00 for the office visit, and $400.00 for the cat scan"
"I might be just a cutesy little dluck, but I just had me a Golden Eagle fluck, but if this high flyin' buzzard runs true to form ---what comes next is REALLY gonna sluck.
Duckie does not play that!!