An Arab and Jew joke anyone?!


Question: Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel, in a window seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE Arab wearing a beautiful gaudy multi- coloured gown walks up and sits down beside him. A few minutes later, the plane takes off.

All is well. For a while. But then, Mr. Weissenblat realizes that he has to go to the washroom. That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Arab beside him is sound asleep, and Mr. Weissenblat, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. So he figures he'll hold it in till the Arab wakes up.

But as luck would have it, the Arab just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Weiseenbalt is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable. After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride. He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Arab and his beautiful garment. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Arab to wake up.

Finally, the Arab wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Weissenblat says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"


Answers: Mr. Weissenblat, a middle-aged meek Jew, is on a plane for Israel, in a window seat. Just before take-off, this HUGE Arab wearing a beautiful gaudy multi- coloured gown walks up and sits down beside him. A few minutes later, the plane takes off.

All is well. For a while. But then, Mr. Weissenblat realizes that he has to go to the washroom. That wouldn't be a problem, but he looks over and notices that the Arab beside him is sound asleep, and Mr. Weissenblat, being a meek man is afraid to disturb him. So he figures he'll hold it in till the Arab wakes up.

But as luck would have it, the Arab just keeps snoring away, and Mr. Weiseenbalt is feeling increasingly more uncomfortable. After a while, he starts to feel nauseous as well, what from holding it in combined with the plane ride. He tries and tries to hold it in, but then "AAARRGGHH!!"--he throws up all over the Arab and his beautiful garment. He thinks, "Oh, no! Now he's gonna kill me!" and sits there in apprehension waiting for the Arab to wake up.

Finally, the Arab wakes up, and finds all this vomit all over him. Mr. Weissenblat says to him, "Well, do you fell better now?"

Good punch line Well, do you fell better now... ha ha ha

dont be an a** stop making religous jokes

lol

Racist! thuogh making fun of someone if the only real funny joke, dont be racist.
like,
What do you call an elaphant in antartica?

Lost.
lol
you see, thats only funny cause i called the elephant dumb.


Please help with my question 2 easy points!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

I don't get it? I got your other ones but.. no.

Heh? Sorry don't get it ; "better luck next time!"

ps- This phrase works! Just saying for 1 min 'In the name of
Jesus i will think positive' repeatedly will bring a
calm state of mind even if u don't believe Jesus Christ, it is scientifically proven. Please don't underestimate the power of this statement. Thanks for reading this by the way.

ADD more positivity to the phrase like 'In the name of Jesus, I hate fear' etc! Just make sure to add the positive ('i love to love') after you saY the negative ('i hate fear') so that the devil will not influence you to replace your thought with a negative again because you already replaced it with a positive one. That gives you the full benefit.

Say for longer times if u want; say in your head all through out the day !

Please send this to more than 10 ppl that u care about their well-being or !

God Bless! and if u don't believe in God then admit you might be wrong
about that, or else prove your claim, repent or else burn in hell for a li'l bit
then be erased from existence

PLEASE don't think this is a threat because the truth is that it's just a warning. Thanks for those considerations.



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