Finish this off?!
Question: A lady is doing the washing and laundry, just minding her own buisness and somebody knocks on the door, she wonders who it may be as she walks towards the door. then the lady opens it and says, WAT THE F**K...(finish it off)
Answers: A lady is doing the washing and laundry, just minding her own buisness and somebody knocks on the door, she wonders who it may be as she walks towards the door. then the lady opens it and says, WAT THE F**K...(finish it off)
OMG! It's the Publisher's Clearing House with a check
for $20,000!
She then has a heart attack and dies on the spot.
Her son comes to the door, takes one look at the check, and says "Sara Connelly lives in the next house over."
lol
my dad is back from the dead
It is her husband whom she just thought she had murdered. She was in the laundry using chlorine bleach on all the clothing and fabric she used to clean up that God awful bloody mess. She see's him standing there and is in disbelief !
Husband states: "Since I was murdered, I was granted one last request. I have come back to let you know that I not only slept with your sister, but last month I cancelled that one million dollar life insurance policy on myself . I used that money to install hidden video camera's in every single room of this house and we've been on live reality tv on the internet ever since. Four million viewers have watched what you have just done. The adverisements and endorsing checks go straight to paypal in the name of your sister".