The musical octopus....?!
Question: An octopus walks into a bar and says
"I can play any musical instrument in the world"
An Irish man gives him a guitar and the octopus plays it better thn Hendrix.
An Englishman sits him infront of a piano and he plays it better than Rachmaninoff.
A Scotsman gives him some bagpipes.
After about 10 mins the octopus is still fumbling with it.
The Scotsmsan says
"whats wrong - can ye no play it?
"Play it" the octopus replies " Im gonna f*ck her brains out when I can figure out how to get her pajams off"
Answers: An octopus walks into a bar and says
"I can play any musical instrument in the world"
An Irish man gives him a guitar and the octopus plays it better thn Hendrix.
An Englishman sits him infront of a piano and he plays it better than Rachmaninoff.
A Scotsman gives him some bagpipes.
After about 10 mins the octopus is still fumbling with it.
The Scotsmsan says
"whats wrong - can ye no play it?
"Play it" the octopus replies " Im gonna f*ck her brains out when I can figure out how to get her pajams off"
Ace have another star,,,,
LOL an old one but still a good one
lol...very funny.
LOL LOL LOL