The Stupidest letter? lol?!
Question: My Dear Son
Just a few lines at Christmas to let you know that I am still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because i know you cannot read very fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved.
There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, but it isn't working too good. Last week I put 12 shirts in, pulled the handle and I havent seen them since. Great spin action though.
About your father, he has a lovely job. He has 500 men underneath him - he's cutting the grass in the local cemetery.
Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.
Your uncle Dick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery. Some of his work mates dived in to save him but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his body and it took five days for the fire to go out.
I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a glass tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
It only rained twice last week, first for three days and then for four days. On Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. On Wednesday we lost the budgie. The vet said it was the Persil Automatic that killed him but he was alright brfore I put him in the tumble dryer.
We had a letter from the undertakers, they said that if we didn't pay the last instalment on your grandmother's grave in the next seven days, up she comes.
Your loving mother.
Ps i was going to send you 10 pounds but I have already sealed the envelope.
Answers: My Dear Son
Just a few lines at Christmas to let you know that I am still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because i know you cannot read very fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved.
There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, but it isn't working too good. Last week I put 12 shirts in, pulled the handle and I havent seen them since. Great spin action though.
About your father, he has a lovely job. He has 500 men underneath him - he's cutting the grass in the local cemetery.
Your sister Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle.
Your uncle Dick drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in a Dublin brewery. Some of his work mates dived in to save him but he fought them off bravely. We cremated his body and it took five days for the fire to go out.
I went to the doctor on Thursday and your father came with me. The doctor put a glass tube into my mouth and told me not to open it for ten minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
It only rained twice last week, first for three days and then for four days. On Monday it was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. On Wednesday we lost the budgie. The vet said it was the Persil Automatic that killed him but he was alright brfore I put him in the tumble dryer.
We had a letter from the undertakers, they said that if we didn't pay the last instalment on your grandmother's grave in the next seven days, up she comes.
Your loving mother.
Ps i was going to send you 10 pounds but I have already sealed the envelope.
Gold Star! Loved the Ps. at the end. lol.
Brilliant
lol i have some jokes for you and i think you should go on stage it put a big smile on my face it made me laugh like hell here is some jokes of my own.doctor doctor i keep forgetting things! well when did this start? when did what start? Doctor doctor we feel like a pair of curtains' pull your self together doctor doctor my wife thinks she is a lift! tell her to come here i cant she doesn't stop on your floor doctor doctor i think i am a bird! well i will tweet you when i am ready! doctor doctor i swallowed 20 10p coins1 well why on earth did you do that? i thought a change would do me good doctor doctor i feel like a key board! well type me a message then and tell me what is going on! doctor doctor i feel like there is two of me! one at a time please! doctor doctor i feel like a pack of cards! i will shuffle you in a minute
HAHahahahahaha.
Did you write that?
Love it.
very fuuny!!
i would hate to think someone was as stupid as this women so lets just hope she is new to English and is just having trouble putting the right words together
Excellent
lol gr8 hmm........
hahaha did u come up with all that by urself?! its totally hilarious!! haha
great, i'll tell everyone i know
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
nice one had a good laugh thanks
hahahahahahaha that was bloody hilarious!!!!!!! that made me laugh for 10 whole minutes heheheheeheh thanx for the laugh x
very funny thanks
hahaha...very funny..thanks for making my day
LMAO!
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.
loved it have a star,,,,,