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Question: "Fangs for the mammaries!"

I'll be here all night.

Anyone got a joke they'd like to throw my way for 10 points if it's funny?

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Answers: "Fangs for the mammaries!"

I'll be here all night.

Anyone got a joke they'd like to throw my way for 10 points if it's funny?

Bwaa Haa Haa!

oh i get it. thanks for the memories haha (: heres onee for you!

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the head of the family, so call me the President.
Your Mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The Nanny, we'll consider the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes any sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his Mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding her door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his Father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concepts of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

Oh. lolz.

nothing, but I bet he felt a right tit. ha ha ha......

THIS might BE SICK FOR SOME PEOPLE BUT HERE IT GOES

One day a little boy asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. The mom says okay as long if he doesnt look up or down. So they are in the shower, the boy looks up and says momy what are thos things . The mom says those are my head lights dear. So the little boy looks down and asks his mom, momy what is that thing, the mom says , oh thats my garden.

The next night the little boy asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says okay as long as you dont look down. The little boy looks down and says, dady whats that thing , the dad says, why thats my snake son.

The next night around 11:00 hes hears something downstairs in his parents bedroom. he goes in there and yells Momy! Momy! Trun on your head lights there is a snake in you garden!

lol

Ha,ha I liked that good one , I just asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

Got milk?

lol

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?





He was looking for a tight seal.

I know - it's pretty lame but it's all i've got at the mo.



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