What are some funny things your kids say?!
Question: What are some funny things your kids have said or done? I'm up for a good laugh. Best answer goes to the funniest one.
Answers: What are some funny things your kids have said or done? I'm up for a good laugh. Best answer goes to the funniest one.
My son was a little over 4 yrs old, my daughter was an infant. We went out to lunch at our local Wendy's. My son said that he had to go potty. I asked him if he would be able to go alone? He said yes, and wandered down the hall to the restroom. Several minutes later, he walks out into the lobby, and announce loudly "Mom I need someone to wipe my butt!"
Of course pants are still down around his ankles! LOL! Funniest thing I ever saw!
mine says -- Anyway..an hour later Mom is still looking for her keys!
And -- Moving on... lol she's five and a half
okay she wasnt my kid but w/e: i was in ross trying on shoes when a dad was pushing a cart with his little girl in it and he was looking at shoes also and she was singing the "Shoes" song, "shoes lets get some shoes"! okay and this was my baby cousin she came out of her room and she was all dressed up in a big sun hat had a feather boa around her neck and lots of necklaces and bracelets on and high heels 7 sizes to big for her and everyone just thought she was the cutest thing she sighed and sat down on a nearby stool and said "Man its just so hard to be cute". how cute is that?
Haha so My mom, my brother and me were sitting in the car.
&& he turns to her and goes::and i quote "Mom, how old were you when you were 20?"
We'r both like wtf! Lmao it was so funny
i dont hve kidz but my sister is like " hell i'm not going to tell thet joke" to me than mom comes in she says " oh my gash what the hell did ya say?" u know whats funny about it?
one time i was like making food and my little cuzin came in bothering me i was like "hold ur horses" and she was like wat horses i dont have none she didnt know it was a expression it was so cute lol
My kidz didn't say them~cuz im still young~. but i leared these thing frm the computer.
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.
5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old.
11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.
One Halloween my son wanted to be a cowboy. I found the whole outfit. Hat, boots, Spurs and the whole shebang. He was so excited to get dressed up. He jumped up on his hobby horse and yelled..."LOOK AT ME MOMMY...I'M A COWBOY>>>MOOOOO.......MOOOO..........MOO... almost pee'd my pants laughing, and then explained what a cowboy did.
One time when i went on vacation i had to share a room with my 7 year old cousin. i was still awake but he was asleep one night and he randomly sat up in his sleep and says:"hijgk hijfu ajkho" and some other jibberish
My daughter, while on her potty, informed me that farts are very special because they don't go down but just disappear!
well my sis was looking at a box and noticed it didnt have something on it so she said they were to lazy to put it...and my brother asked what does lazy mean(he knows)my sis doesnt even know!haha
oh! you r very funny. your very good at this . keep on typing those keys on the keyboard. i almost fell down laughing reading this very funny joke.
do reply, take care, bye bye......