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Question: Joke 1: Night Swimming
Kid: Dad, can I go night swimming?
Dad: Sure, as long as you go home before night time.
Joke 2: Gay Son
Dad: Shout "GUN"
Kid: GUN
Dad: Shout "AMMO"
Kid: AMMO
Dad: Shout "MEN"
Kid: Where, dad? Where!?
Joke 3: Still about Gay Son
Dad: What toy do you want me to buy you?
Kid: A toy car!
Dad [thought]Finally, my son isn't gay anymore!
Dad: What do you want the car for?
Kid: So my barbie doll can ride in it, duh!
Joke 4: Elevators, escalators and calculators
Kid: Dad, what's an elevator?
Dad: That's the room that goes up and down.
Kid: Oh, then what's an escalator?
Dad: That's the staircase that goes up and down.
Kid: Ok, then what's a calculator?
Dad: Now that's what you can't ride..... I don't know.
Joke 5: Roses (Gay Son)
A father sees his gay son tilling the soil in their farm. He thinks; "Finally, he has became a man!" then he went up to his son and asked,"Since you already tilled the soil, what will you plant?" To be continued....
Answers: Joke 1: Night Swimming
Kid: Dad, can I go night swimming?
Dad: Sure, as long as you go home before night time.
Joke 2: Gay Son
Dad: Shout "GUN"
Kid: GUN
Dad: Shout "AMMO"
Kid: AMMO
Dad: Shout "MEN"
Kid: Where, dad? Where!?
Joke 3: Still about Gay Son
Dad: What toy do you want me to buy you?
Kid: A toy car!
Dad [thought]Finally, my son isn't gay anymore!
Dad: What do you want the car for?
Kid: So my barbie doll can ride in it, duh!
Joke 4: Elevators, escalators and calculators
Kid: Dad, what's an elevator?
Dad: That's the room that goes up and down.
Kid: Oh, then what's an escalator?
Dad: That's the staircase that goes up and down.
Kid: Ok, then what's a calculator?
Dad: Now that's what you can't ride..... I don't know.
Joke 5: Roses (Gay Son)
A father sees his gay son tilling the soil in their farm. He thinks; "Finally, he has became a man!" then he went up to his son and asked,"Since you already tilled the soil, what will you plant?" To be continued....
Okay, YOU asked for it! No offense to gay people ANYWHERE. I just find this to be hilarious. Ready? Here goes. What is the most used PICK-UP line in a gay bar? "Can I push in your STOOL"? Hehehe LOL. What do ya think? Oh yeah, joke #2: How do you know when your best friend is gay? (Drum roll please) When his Dick tastes like SSHITT! HEEHEEHAAHAA
i got a joke
Sam:Hey!
George:hey!
Sam:What are you doing,hey?
George:Im planting some hay
Sam:what are you planting,hey?
George:Yes im planting hay
Sam:What are you planting,hey?
George:HAY
Sam:WHAT ARE YOU PLANTING,HAY????
George:YES HAY HEY
And so on and on the shouted.
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