Joke time, what do you think?!
Question: There once was a chef named Jerry,
He often cooked dietary.
He cooked for family and friends,
Cook for a stranger? It all depends.
He met a woman one day,
He met her wearing a pink beret.
They got along great, they gabbed all day.
She was smitten, so impressed she had to stay.
He invited her up for some home cookin',
She obliged hoping to get some nookie.
They go to his apartment, they went inside.
She looked around and she noticed his pride.
There was flowers and pink all around.
An abundance of flowers were abound.
He went into the kitchen, washed his hands.
She sat at the table, seeming quite mad.
He rifled through the fridge, he was finding his way.
She thought it was strange, he's probably gay.
He finished the search, on went the apron to prepare his feast.
She couldn't get over how white his teeth.
She glanced down to look, at the apron he took.
It read 'Chicken or Beef?' as an inspiring suggestion.
She was pissed and yelled "I guess sausage is out of the question!"
Answers: There once was a chef named Jerry,
He often cooked dietary.
He cooked for family and friends,
Cook for a stranger? It all depends.
He met a woman one day,
He met her wearing a pink beret.
They got along great, they gabbed all day.
She was smitten, so impressed she had to stay.
He invited her up for some home cookin',
She obliged hoping to get some nookie.
They go to his apartment, they went inside.
She looked around and she noticed his pride.
There was flowers and pink all around.
An abundance of flowers were abound.
He went into the kitchen, washed his hands.
She sat at the table, seeming quite mad.
He rifled through the fridge, he was finding his way.
She thought it was strange, he's probably gay.
He finished the search, on went the apron to prepare his feast.
She couldn't get over how white his teeth.
She glanced down to look, at the apron he took.
It read 'Chicken or Beef?' as an inspiring suggestion.
She was pissed and yelled "I guess sausage is out of the question!"
lol, never heard this before, its funny
ehh too lazy to read that much right now
i don't get it
HAAA (: