Strange facts?!
Question: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Answers: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
I liked these....I really found them funny! Thanks for sharing. Who cares if you copied and pasted. Doesn't almost everyone in this section? Lol the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle one had me thinking for a sec...I never realized they were the same! Starred!
Stop copying and pasting something you didn't write. This is not even a question.
lol i thought that was great!
Yeah, maybe you did,,,, but it was still funny!
hahahahahaha those are funny!
Gave u A star, keep it up!.........u could allways give me 10 points!
These aren't even facts. Facts are something like Betsy Ross being the only real person to have her head on a pez dispenser
lol i guess i have never thought of those things before but now i really want the answers.... Either way i thought it was funny!!!!!!
that was funny
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LOL!!! Those are funny
LoL.
Woww thats sooo true!
lol, seen a few of these before.
First off, these aren't facts. They're questions.
Secondly, you didn't write these. I must have gotten this via e-mail a dozen times.
Finally, this isn't really a joke or a riddle. It's just a collection of copied cliches. Why is it posted?