Funny dirty joke?!
Question: A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"
The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."
The bus driver says, "I'm not married"
The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ***".
Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.
When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."
The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!
Answers: A nun walks into a bus and sits behind the driver and says, "I have just one regret before I die,"
The bus driver asks "What might that be?", she says "I have never had sex, but I can't have sex with a married man or that would be a sin."
The bus driver says, "I'm not married"
The nun says, "I have to die a virgin so I will have to take it in my ***".
Being the only two in the bus they went to the back and took care of business.
When they were done the bus driver says to the nun, "I have a confesion to make, I am married."
The nun says "I also have a confesion to make, My name is Tom and im going to a costume party!
omg hahaha, i never heard this one before
you made me laugh so...STAR for you !
=D
lol that was funny
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Too funny. Queers taking advantage of the innocent LMAO
Hahaha, very funny.
I wish I could give you a star, only I don't know how.
I feel realllyyyy stupid now.
HAHA that was good =P
Lol, nice one.
LOL That's terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was a nice one, i will use it. thanks!!!! :)
lol
thats disgusting
lmfao !!hha!!!star!!
OMG!!!!!!!!! LOL HAHAHA I <3 THAT JOKE IF I KNEW HOW TO MAKE HEARTS IWOULD!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEEP IT UP!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR I CANT HELP LAUGHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANX FOR SHARIN!
this totally deserves a star
haha
lol i heard one very similar to that.
roflmao
very funny never heard that one before
lol