A few guys was in a bar one day when they saw another guy on a stool a few seats!


Question: ..he was a big guy,very muscular but that,s not what got their attention,what got their attention was the fact that as big as he was his head was no bigger than a grape,so one of the guys mustered up the strength to ask him why his head was so small..he turned to him and in a lil squeaky voice and tears in his eyes, started to tell the story of how he used to be a sailor and how he had been all over the world, one day he said he crashed his ship and while he was trying to figure out what to do he heard someone crying and he looked around and saw a mermaid that had washed ashore and could,nt get back to the water. so he put her back in the water and she gave him 3 wishes with the 1st he wished that his ship was repaired,with the 2nd he wished that it was loaded up with jewles, and he thought about the 3rd and said i have,nt had sex in a long time and she looked pretty good but she said she was,nt built for that, so he said ok then how about a lil head!


Answers: ..he was a big guy,very muscular but that,s not what got their attention,what got their attention was the fact that as big as he was his head was no bigger than a grape,so one of the guys mustered up the strength to ask him why his head was so small..he turned to him and in a lil squeaky voice and tears in his eyes, started to tell the story of how he used to be a sailor and how he had been all over the world, one day he said he crashed his ship and while he was trying to figure out what to do he heard someone crying and he looked around and saw a mermaid that had washed ashore and could,nt get back to the water. so he put her back in the water and she gave him 3 wishes with the 1st he wished that his ship was repaired,with the 2nd he wished that it was loaded up with jewles, and he thought about the 3rd and said i have,nt had sex in a long time and she looked pretty good but she said she was,nt built for that, so he said ok then how about a lil head!

This isn't really a question..
But dang right hilarious!

LOL. Thats really funny.

lol...its pretty funny.

lol thats a funny joke i like to read these kind of long jokes pls put more if u can good joke again haha and if any one is bored and wants to chat email me thx its open to anyone anytime ik bye!



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