Can anyone give me a good laugh?!
Question: i need a laugh
Answers: i need a laugh
a man and a woman went into the hospital, the woman went into labour she had six children, the doc comes out and says to the man "congratulations your wife had six beautiful children" the man says "ah i was hoping for seven" the doc asks "how did you do it" the man says "i have a di*k like a chimney" the doc says " you better go and clean it then cause there six black ones" ha,ha xxx
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Ok, here goes....tickle, tickle, tickle.....
lame, i know.
This is pathetic, but it's the only joke I can ever remember....
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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2... same as on the outside.
if you don't get it immediately, it's because I don't tell it well, but it will come eventually.
I went out with my boyfriend and I was so dizzy with happiness that I greeted him with a "hello,Christina!"
you can only say this to a girl:
(be prepared for a laugh or a slap to the cheek.)
go up to a girl and say " Hey you, look down your shirt and spell attic!"
A-T-T-I-C
A ti ti i see
the funniest things kids say:
mom and kid at a wedding
kid ask :why does the bride wear all white
mom reply: white mean happiness and its the happiest day of her life
kid ask: so why is the groom wearing all black is he sads...?