Remember back in the old west ?!
Question: A man was sitting on the front porch of his log cabin. Somebody comes ridding up and says, hey, I'm your neighbor, from 20 miles over yonder. The neighbor explains that a week from this sunday he's having a little get together with his neighbors. The man on the porch asks what is the plan ? The neighbor says, well, were going to have a little eating, a little card playing, a little drinking, a little singing, a little dancing, a little fighting and a little f**king. The man on the porch says, well OK, do I need to bring anything ? The neighbor replies, nope, just going to be me and you.
Answers: A man was sitting on the front porch of his log cabin. Somebody comes ridding up and says, hey, I'm your neighbor, from 20 miles over yonder. The neighbor explains that a week from this sunday he's having a little get together with his neighbors. The man on the porch asks what is the plan ? The neighbor says, well, were going to have a little eating, a little card playing, a little drinking, a little singing, a little dancing, a little fighting and a little f**king. The man on the porch says, well OK, do I need to bring anything ? The neighbor replies, nope, just going to be me and you.
That is hysterical! Loved it!
I think I would just stay home.