No kicking please?!
Question: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little p*ssed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
Answers: A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm,
his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little p*ssed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
ROFLMFAO
Rolling on floor laughing my freakin **** off
hahahahah!! That's great!
* for you
Very funny
that is good
well no cat for a week
funny!!!
To tell the truth, I don't get it.
hahahahahahaha lol
just got it, funny
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I get it,no more kit e kat for dad, Brill,9/10.
lol
hahahaha...awesome lol.
lol thats funny!
good one thanks
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
thats not funny thats cruel
Awesome! That's what I'm talking about! LMAO! Gold Star all the way to the bank! lol.
great joke thanks lol