WHY so many blond jokes?!
Question: She Was Soooooooo Blonde....
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she thought a quarterback was a refund
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- she tried to drown a fish
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- she studied for a blood test
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
- she sold the car for gas money
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
Answers: She Was Soooooooo Blonde....
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
- she thought a quarterback was a refund
- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
- she tried to drown a fish
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
- if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
- she studied for a blood test
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
- she sold the car for gas money
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
LMAO
and I'm blonde