Funny or not folks?!
Question: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Answers: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
AHAAHA! That was pretty damn funny. :)
lol that is pretty funny
pretty funny
Yeh that's funny.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
That is just priceless
hahahaha
niceee
hehe funny!
EWWW it was a boy lol nice 1.... 10on10
ha thisis an old one
Very good,8/10
LoL THAT WAS FUNNY...
brilliant
lol, very funny, thanks.
Haha that's good!
hahaha! this joke never gets old!
lmao!
good one ^^
lmao Good one, thanks !
lol
g1
sick, but very funny.
Very good, i lke those sort of jokes,
Lol
lol well a little nasty but other than that it was a pretty chill joke.
lol very funny!
Not bad
Ya that is so funny
good one jokes like this keep me going
funny
hahahaha!!!
hilarious lol
thanks for sharing.