OK I got a funny joke if u think its funny give me a star?!
Question: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Answers: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
its still funny to the person on top of me
YES, HEARD THAT 1. LOL LOL LOL
Ancient Joke!
Yeah, no
Old one, but still funny. Thanks, I needed that.
Very good star coming up.
I've heard that one b4 but I still think it's really funny!:) Star for you!
LMAO! I've not heard either of them before. Very funny. I starred :)
they are both funny
heheha! good 1
Lol. The first joke is too confusing, but the second joke is hilarious!!!
Yh v good. lol
They are pretty funny but in a way a tad insulting. But they have a twist at the end which makes it interesting a memorable!
lol
i already heard all those jokes. . .. i hate when ppl do that!! ughh!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious ive never heard it before but i am literally lmao ur getting starred