Computer one liners - see what you think - funny or not?!
Question: What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord
Answers: What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord
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I like them. Very good. lol
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Very good so 10/10.!!!
Got me smiling.!!!
Cheers lady.!!
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