An Israeli Arab joke, anyone??!


Question: Two Arabs boarded a flight out of Tel Aviv. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Israeli got on and took the aisle seat next to the two engineers. The Israeli kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Israeli, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the Israelis shoes and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Israeli returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our Peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?".


Answers: Two Arabs boarded a flight out of Tel Aviv. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Israeli got on and took the aisle seat next to the two engineers. The Israeli kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Israeli, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Arabs picked up the Israelis shoes and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it. The Israeli returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our Peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?".

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