Putting on your boots...?!
Question: Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!
Did you hear about the school teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his snow boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had
worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said,
"Teacher,They're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced,
"These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,
"Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots"
She will be eligible for parole in three years.
Answers: Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!
Did you hear about the school teacher who was helping one of her
kindergarten students put on his snow boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had
worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said,
"Teacher,They're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced,
"These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream,
"Why didn't you say so?", like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
"They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots"
She will be eligible for parole in three years.
LOL, sounds like the kinda thing my nephew would do a nursery school!
Haha.
lol cute
Seems about right.Gotta love the little ones.
that one is GOOD
You just got a star for that one.
ROLF!
that was really funny!
Oh my gosh that's so cute! I actually ended up letting out a little laugh :)
LOL
that's so funny!
lol! I Like It! Little Kids Can Be So Cute At Times!!
Thats the sort of thing my son would do lol
Star for you! :)
A GREAT story....
I should tell this one to my students!
They will likely try it on their parents.
...I will stand in the corner.. :-')
ROFL
yes nice one
i feel sorry for that teacher. lol ?
Lol , this is the funniest joke I've ever read on Yahoo Answers !
Yeah Ive heard that one, absolutley the best joke ever! LOL
lol. cute.
That's one of the funniest I've read for ages. Now my sides hurt with laughing.
lol!