Two jokes today... Are they funny?!
Question: Its saturday night and 3 sisters are going out with their boyfriends.
'Bye Mum' the first sister says 'Im going out with Chaz to listen to jazz'
Moments later the secoond sister says 'Bye Mum, Im going out with Lance to dance'
The third sister walks in and announces: 'Bye mum, Im going out with Chuck...'
'Stop right there!' Her mom exclaims. 'You're going nowhere young lady!'
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Did u hear about the sperm bank that was a total disaster???
There were only two potential donors - one missed the tube and the other came on the bus!!!
Answers: Its saturday night and 3 sisters are going out with their boyfriends.
'Bye Mum' the first sister says 'Im going out with Chaz to listen to jazz'
Moments later the secoond sister says 'Bye Mum, Im going out with Lance to dance'
The third sister walks in and announces: 'Bye mum, Im going out with Chuck...'
'Stop right there!' Her mom exclaims. 'You're going nowhere young lady!'
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Did u hear about the sperm bank that was a total disaster???
There were only two potential donors - one missed the tube and the other came on the bus!!!
I loved the second one. First one was too predictable. Have a star though because that second one did make me chuckle and as I'm at work I need a good laugh
Mildly amusing. Nothing worth remembering or repeating though.
hmm ok
Two condoms walk into a bar. One says to the other "Hey, let's get shitfaced"
like the second one
The first one is good but the second one i heard befor and i dint think it eas funny then either so lol .... XaX
hahaahahahah
The fist joke is an old sms and the other.... came on the bus ........???
1st 1 i didn't get. 2nd 1 is good.
ther should have been pisfaced just like chakkas
Very funny
hahahaha
i dont get the first oneeeeeeeeee
first one good, second sucked.