Right this is so funny i pissed myself hahah?!


Question: Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was From Quality Street, He was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and
Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
''I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and
felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. (the rest coming next not enough room)


Answers: Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was From Quality Street, He was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and
Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
''I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and
felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. (the rest coming next not enough room)

thats ***** ace. hahahahah tht is well gettin emailed around work

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Funny! 100!

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lol its so funny but disgusting at that same time

awesome joke!



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