Chuck Norris...?!


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http://19781.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/... here is some cool facts about chuck norris
and here is some jokes about him hope u laugh
Chuck Norris is the real reason Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race.

Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

Chuck Norris can say to a waitress, "can i have your number just kidding just kidding," and get it!

Osama Bin Laden hates the USA because he is envious that Chuck Norris is there

Chuck Norris poops while standing up!


Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.

chuck norris once ate a bean supream and farted, the event is now known as the 1st nuclear bomb test.


chuck norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
-by jake and germo-

when girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!


Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "*****, your in my seat."

Chuck Norris was suppose to have a twin brother but he did not survive chucks nine months practice of floating rondhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris has had thousands of lovers, but none of them ever satisfied Chuck Norris. He realized that the only person who could ever satisfy Chuck Norris...was Chuck Norris.

everytime chuck norris has sex he has to fix the hole in the wall the next morning

chuck norris has never kicked anyone's ***, but the mear sight of him makes you kick your own ***


the continets didn't drift away from each other, they just found out that chuck norris was gunna be on america so they all ran away

chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana


Chuck Norris is so strong that not only does he hold the whole world in his hands, but he also holds the holds the entire univerise.

There is a little Chuck Norris in everyone. No really. Listen to your inner Chuck Norris and roundhouse kick yourself in the face.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris's dog picks up its own sh!t because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh!t from anybody

Chuck Norris doesn't THROW UP after a long night of partying...He THROWS DOWN!!!

Once while having sex in a trailer chuck norris's sperm accidentally got into the engine, you might know this trailer as optomis prime.

When Chuck Norris does Push up's he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris invented the phrase" put a foot in your mouth"

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

When God sneezes, people say Chuck Norris bless you

Chuck Norris knows what Bo doesn't

Originally Chuck Norris was to play froto in Lord of the Rings but turned the job down cause only a panzy needs 3 movies to destroy jewlery. Also Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.

Do u know how giraffes were born? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck!

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who never met Chuck Norris!

Who would win the race between Batman and Superman to the moon???Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

BOOOOooooo

Have you looked in the mirror lately? LMAO

Nuff not said yet lol

Wow,someone is a little strange. I won't mention any names.

Type "find chuck norris" into google and see what it says. It's pretty funny...

Also, did you know Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice?

if you misspell chuck norris on google, it won't say, "did you mean chuck norris", it'll say run while you still have the chance.

Chuck Norris once traveled to the Virgin Islands. They are now called the Islands.

The Big Bang was a result of Chuck norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Never

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



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