Are these funny jokes?!
Question: So, a blonde, redhead, and a brunette were running from the cops. They ran and hid in a barn. The brunette went to hide behind a cow, the redhead behind some pigs, and the blonde in a sack of potatoes. The cops come and look at the cows and the brunette says mooooooooooo. They look were the pigs are at and the redhead says oink oink. They look at the sack of potatoes and the blonde says pooo-taaaa-toooooes.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
By bobbing for french fries at McDonalds.
What is the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory, thinking that she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. An even better friend would be sitting there next to you saying "damn, that was fun"
Answers: So, a blonde, redhead, and a brunette were running from the cops. They ran and hid in a barn. The brunette went to hide behind a cow, the redhead behind some pigs, and the blonde in a sack of potatoes. The cops come and look at the cows and the brunette says mooooooooooo. They look were the pigs are at and the redhead says oink oink. They look at the sack of potatoes and the blonde says pooo-taaaa-toooooes.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
By bobbing for french fries at McDonalds.
What is the definition of innocence?
A nun working in a condom factory, thinking that she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. An even better friend would be sitting there next to you saying "damn, that was fun"
never heard the blonde at mcdonalds or the nun, but i will use them. thanks. very funny. the other two ive heard. the last is my philosophy on friends, lol.
the 1st one was an old one and my favorite was the last one
gr8 loved those!
yes very funny
i liked the 1st one the most! ive heard a different version of it b4 but i like ures better!!! i also lyk the nun one! i hadnt heard n e of these b4 but they all made me lol !!!
haha
the first one is pretty funy, same with #2. considering i am blonde
i hated it because it involved a blonde joke..
please tell me what you have agaisnt blondes...r u jealsous 2? caz it is possible to dye ur hair
i started of with a slight cold now i have sore lungs and a hacking cough yes very funny