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Question: Irish Bingo
A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights
of London.
She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a
full-length mink coat.
"Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer
wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"
Colleen replies, "Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have
wonderful prizes in London?"
When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's
back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out
of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large
diamond ring.
Same exchange with Mom...same "Won it at bingo!"
Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's
back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace
with matching bracelet and earrings.
She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in
bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot
water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so
cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls
downstairs,"Mom! sure now, didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's
only a quarter inch of water in the tub!"
"Indade there is, me darlin," replies her Mom. "But we don't want ta be
gettin' yer bingo card wet now, do we?"
You can never fool Mom.
Answers: Irish Bingo
A young girl from Donegal leaves home to find work in the bright lights
of London.
She comes home 6 months later and steps out of a taxi wearing a
full-length mink coat.
"Begorrah, Colleen," says her mother. "Tis a lovely soft coat yer
wearin' an' it looks so expensive. Where did ye get that?"
Colleen replies, "Sure now, I won it at the bingo. Don't they have
wonderful prizes in London?"
When the weekend's over, Colleen returns to the bright lights, but she's
back to visit her mom a few months later. This time, when she steps out
of the taxi, she's wearing a beautiful gold wristwatch and a large
diamond ring.
Same exchange with Mom...same "Won it at bingo!"
Colleen returns to the bright lights again. A few months later, she's
back. This time she's sporting a beautiful emerald and diamond necklace
with matching bracelet and earrings.
She hands her mother 1,000 pounds and explains that she won it all in
bingo. Then she asks Mom to run her a bath as she needs to freshen up.
When Colleen gets to the washroom, there's only a quarter inch of hot
water in the bathtub. Colleen, a wee bit peeved at her Mom being so
cheap with the hot water after being handed 1,000 pounds, calls
downstairs,"Mom! sure now, didn't I ask you to run me a bath? There's
only a quarter inch of water in the tub!"
"Indade there is, me darlin," replies her Mom. "But we don't want ta be
gettin' yer bingo card wet now, do we?"
You can never fool Mom.
BINGO!!!!!...hahaha!! ...you can fool some of the people all of the time, & all of the people some of the time,......BUT YOU CAN'T FOOL MOM!!!!!
My mom would always tell me that!!!haha!
Yeah im sittin on stacks of bank cause im the state bingo champion i got so much money i piss gold so play bingo
I think I got...yeah I got it.. yeah...yeah I got it.... ha...
I'm trying to get it but just not quit there
Yeah, I got that from the start and I rate it a 10+.