Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 7:51 PM?!


Question: Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 7:51 PM
Subject: SPECIAL DELIVERY


> > A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
> > their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing
> > new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
> > labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
> > out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
> >
> > The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
> > that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
> > experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
> > and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then
> > adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still
> > feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and
> > was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try
> > for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
> > transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband
> > encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
> > delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had
> > experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.


Answers: Sent: Friday, February 15, 2008 7:51 PM
Subject: SPECIAL DELIVERY


> > A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon
> > their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing
> > new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's
> > labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it
> > out. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
> >
> > The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
> > that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
> > experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
> > and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then
> > adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still
> > feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and
> > was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try
> > for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
> > transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband
> > encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife
> > delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had
> > experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

Hahahahaha!!!! F****g brilliant!! 10/10.

(Sorry about my language....and 'sayings' here across the pond - I shall keep it clean and nice from now on.)

haha nice

thats pretty damn good.

HA HA

ha that made ma day
thank you

haha.

ups man was the father.

that woman is screwed. lol.

hahahahahha

haha...very funny!!!

I love that joke, its hilarious

ahhaha
the dad of the baby is the UPS man
the wife of the man had an affair with the UPS man that comes to their house
hahaha

...nice...

you deserve a star
:D

that was funny..

ahahhaha, omg love it =0)

That is funny! The husband wasn't the man, it was the UPS dude sleeping with the wife.

omg, that's so funny, lol

Was this a case of 'Don't shoot the messenger?'

lol, so funny.

hahaha thats so funny!

LMAOOOO!!! That required a small amount of tought...but dam....thats a good joke!!!

haha! that was pretty funny!

Yarp...... Very funny!!!!!!

lmao!

That goes to show you,that you can't trust all the men in those brown uniforms LOl
That was funny
Thanks

That's funny, have a star!

haha thats really funny

LMAO big time!!!!!!!!!

hilarious



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