What to do when you are bored.?!
Question: a mate just sent this to me so got to read it it is funny.
Here are some things you do only when you are REALLY bored! (Also known as ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity)
1.. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In The memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner; "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Answers: a mate just sent this to me so got to read it it is funny.
Here are some things you do only when you are REALLY bored! (Also known as ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity)
1.. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In The memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner; "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
That was my question last night, lol.
Edit - It's worth repeating, it's v funny!
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
Seen those long ago. Still Funny.
Thanks.
To be honest im gonna plagerize this cause this is heka funny
Ill have to do a couple of those.
They`re good ha ha ha,,,,,,,
Quite Funny but not so humorous...Anyways Good....
Ha ha ha
:)
Will totally do number 17.
I enjoyed these very cute. Thanks for sharing.
Ha ha!!
They are very funny!
ha ha ha, very funny, have a star.
Ahh thats great~!