A Panda joke??!


Question: A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the windows, then began to leave the deli, the manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did and the sandwhich!" Then the panda said "Hey! I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the manager got home, he did. The dictionary said "Panda: a bear-like creature with black and white markings on its face.
Lives in China. Eats shoots and leaves."


Answers: A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the windows, then began to leave the deli, the manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did and the sandwhich!" Then the panda said "Hey! I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the manager got home, he did. The dictionary said "Panda: a bear-like creature with black and white markings on its face.
Lives in China. Eats shoots and leaves."

I told this joke bfore, but it just gets funnier and funnier!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! A Big Star for you! Haha

lofl, o mi gawd!

Nice joke, one for you:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

hahahahahahaha



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