Have you heard the one bout chapped lips??!
Question: A cowboy drifter rides into a town in the old west, and stops to tie his horse to a hitching post in front of the saloon. Several loafers, drunks, and townspeople are sitting in chairs on the boardwalk outside the saloon door. They watch, in amazement, as the stranger...after tying his horse, walks around behind the animal, lifts it's tail, and kisses the horse right in it's ars. "Gawd damn, stranger!!", says one of the onlookers, "Why in the hell did you kiss yore hoss's ars?" The stranger lifts the brim of his Stetson, looks the bystander in the eye, and says, "I got chapped lips". The bystander spit tobacco juice into the street and says, "I ain't never heard of curin' chapped lips by kissin' a hosses ars". "Didn't say it'd cure chapped lips", said the stranger, "But, it shore as hell keeps ye from a'lickin' 'em".
Answers: A cowboy drifter rides into a town in the old west, and stops to tie his horse to a hitching post in front of the saloon. Several loafers, drunks, and townspeople are sitting in chairs on the boardwalk outside the saloon door. They watch, in amazement, as the stranger...after tying his horse, walks around behind the animal, lifts it's tail, and kisses the horse right in it's ars. "Gawd damn, stranger!!", says one of the onlookers, "Why in the hell did you kiss yore hoss's ars?" The stranger lifts the brim of his Stetson, looks the bystander in the eye, and says, "I got chapped lips". The bystander spit tobacco juice into the street and says, "I ain't never heard of curin' chapped lips by kissin' a hosses ars". "Didn't say it'd cure chapped lips", said the stranger, "But, it shore as hell keeps ye from a'lickin' 'em".
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9.5 lol
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When I started reading this I was sure I'd heard it. I hadn't though and it got me laughing! Good joke
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