If very easily offended please do not read you have been warned! Part 1?!
Question: I got into an argument with this guy the other day. I said to him "Do you think your hard?" He replied. "Yeah I do!" So I said "How hard do you think you are?" and he said "I'm a black belt in Judo!" So I said "You might think that's the best form of defense, How often do you get attacked by a guy in a dressing gown?" and he said "I work in a mental hospital!"
i'm an Anglophile. It's not like a paedophile. I only touch up Fishermen's kids.
PS THIS IS ONLY A JOKE!!!!!
How do you swat 200 flies in one go?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan!
Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?
Because he's a c**t!
I love my dog and he loves me
And that's how love is supposed to be
But when it comes to having sex
"Woof Woof Woof" goes my dog Rex!
How do you make a Granny's toes curl?
F**k her with her tights on!
A spastic goes to an ice cream van. The man asks him what flavour he'd like. "Doesn't matter I'm gonna drop the f**ker anyway!"
Answers: I got into an argument with this guy the other day. I said to him "Do you think your hard?" He replied. "Yeah I do!" So I said "How hard do you think you are?" and he said "I'm a black belt in Judo!" So I said "You might think that's the best form of defense, How often do you get attacked by a guy in a dressing gown?" and he said "I work in a mental hospital!"
i'm an Anglophile. It's not like a paedophile. I only touch up Fishermen's kids.
PS THIS IS ONLY A JOKE!!!!!
How do you swat 200 flies in one go?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan!
Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?
Because he's a c**t!
I love my dog and he loves me
And that's how love is supposed to be
But when it comes to having sex
"Woof Woof Woof" goes my dog Rex!
How do you make a Granny's toes curl?
F**k her with her tights on!
A spastic goes to an ice cream van. The man asks him what flavour he'd like. "Doesn't matter I'm gonna drop the f**ker anyway!"
Hahaha now THAT'S my kind of humour!!
riiiiiight............
nice!
Lol they were great. Didnt really like the first one but the ethiopian one was hilarious HAHAHA thanks for that dude =]
OOOOOOHOOH or whatever your name is its a joke its meant to be funny. The jokes were rude but not offensive. I loved them you twisted m***er F***er. Mr B explain how these jokes were racist.
well i thought they were great,liked the last one.
That is unbeleivable!! Great stuff! I loved the first one and the Noddy one. No idea why I liked the Noddy one so much, I knew he was a c*nt anyways
Keep rolling these out and don't worry about the moaners cause they always get warned. It just shows how stupid they actually are
My word. That was very nearly funny.
keep takin the tablets
Wow!
That must be some kind of record.
Not one of those was the least bit funny.
Not even the ones I could understand.
I am sorry but your humour has gone straight over my head!!
Good ones
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
some were a little mcuh for me but others were funny, especially the ethiopian one :)
Okey dokie..
hahahhaa
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
YOU ARE A MORON!!!