If very easily offended please do not read you have been warned! Part 2?!
Question: What's the best way to f**k a paraplegic?
Slash his tyres!
What's brown and runny?
Linford Christie!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms!
How do you get an Ethiopian in a phone box?
Throw in a tin of beans!
How do you get the same Ethiopian out?
Run passed with a tin opener!
Answers: What's the best way to f**k a paraplegic?
Slash his tyres!
What's brown and runny?
Linford Christie!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Rape her
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms!
How do you get an Ethiopian in a phone box?
Throw in a tin of beans!
How do you get the same Ethiopian out?
Run passed with a tin opener!
Hahahaha.... Ilike it! You and me have sick personalities!
il admit there kinda funy, but just to cruel
Funny jokes:
One for you.
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher lady.
"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
Very offensive to some idiots and I like it. First one is the best one
hahaha
Very good lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
lol, heres another ethiopian one...
How do you kill 99 flys in one go?
Hit an ethiopian in the face with a frypan!
i didnt like any of these onse sorry
some are just too rude!!
I'm not laughing with you, i'm laughing at you. Some of the jokes were funny though.
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.