Just come back from my first....?!
Question: muslim birthday party.
musical chairs was a bit slow,but pass the parcel was bloody quick.
Answers: muslim birthday party.
musical chairs was a bit slow,but pass the parcel was bloody quick.
I do like this one. Why is it when I tell a joke like this everyone calls me a racist, yet everyone seems to have praised you?
this one i like
oh your naughty... lol
hahaha thats funny
funny ha ha
ha ha ha
lol. Good one. Did they get a one of those new dolls?? Y'know, the one with the pull cord. Nobody knows what it does, they're all too scared to pull the string. lol
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation
so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor
what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the
doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready
to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought
himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this
suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found
his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two
began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The
man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate
and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The
doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the
pistol, my wife peed in my face, bit 3 inches off my
penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his
hands in the air!"
Me like KIMOSABI!!!!!!!
hahahaha!!!
excellent lol
thanks for the laugh.
cheecky :)
hahah jokes lol