Make 3 wishes joke ??!
Question: An old woman was sitting alone with her cat, polishing a
dusty lamp she'd found in the attic, when a genie popped
out and offered her three wishes. Thinking quickly, she
said, "I'd like to be rich. I'd like to be young and
beautiful again. And I'd like my cat to turn into a
handsome prince."
There was a puff of smoke, and she found herself young
and glamorous, surrounded by riches. The cat had disappeared,
and a gorgeous prince stood beside her, holding out his
arms. She melted into his embrace. "Now," he whispered
softly in her ear, "aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
Answers: An old woman was sitting alone with her cat, polishing a
dusty lamp she'd found in the attic, when a genie popped
out and offered her three wishes. Thinking quickly, she
said, "I'd like to be rich. I'd like to be young and
beautiful again. And I'd like my cat to turn into a
handsome prince."
There was a puff of smoke, and she found herself young
and glamorous, surrounded by riches. The cat had disappeared,
and a gorgeous prince stood beside her, holding out his
arms. She melted into his embrace. "Now," he whispered
softly in her ear, "aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
now thats a good one...
lol!
o my gosh i love it!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha.............................
great joke thanx for sharing
now mine
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
pretty old joke kinda of funny
lol,,,,