An old man with a cue-ball-size head is sitting @ a bar.?!
Question: "Excuse me," says the guy next to him. " I don't mean to be rude, but I noticed you have an extremely tiny head. Is that a birth defect?"
The old man says, "No, my ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WW2. I was the sole survivor, so I swam to a deserted island.
"then one day mermaid appeared and siad she'd grant me three wishes. for my 1st wish I wanted to be rescued. She sent for help.
"for my second wish, I asked for all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My 3rd was to have sex with the mermaid."
"What'd she say?" the guy asks.
"She said, I'm sorry, but mermaids can't have sex."
"So," the old man continues remorsefully, "I said, "then how about a little head?"
Answers: "Excuse me," says the guy next to him. " I don't mean to be rude, but I noticed you have an extremely tiny head. Is that a birth defect?"
The old man says, "No, my ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WW2. I was the sole survivor, so I swam to a deserted island.
"then one day mermaid appeared and siad she'd grant me three wishes. for my 1st wish I wanted to be rescued. She sent for help.
"for my second wish, I asked for all the money I would ever need. Wish granted. My 3rd was to have sex with the mermaid."
"What'd she say?" the guy asks.
"She said, I'm sorry, but mermaids can't have sex."
"So," the old man continues remorsefully, "I said, "then how about a little head?"
ROTFL!!! Back in rare form I see T! :D
lol, hilarious. i get it.
lol, thats funny sh*t hahahaha
Ha,haa
Yeap, be careful what you wish for!
yeah, thats good!!
lol, I'll tell it at the next PTA meeting!