Hypnosis in church joke??!
Question: A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in
the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him
that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation
into giving more. "And just how would I go about doing that?"
he asked.
"It is very simple. First you turn up the air conditioner
so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you
preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a
chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and
suggest they put 20 dollars in the collection plate."
So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and
lo and behold the plates were full of 20 dollar bills. Now,
the preacher did not want to take advantage of this technique
each and every Sunday. So therefore, he waited for a couple
of weeks and then tried his mass hypnosis again.
Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized,
the chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern
with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere.
"Sh-t!" exclaimed the pastor.
It took them a week to clean up the church.
Answers: A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in
the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him
that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation
into giving more. "And just how would I go about doing that?"
he asked.
"It is very simple. First you turn up the air conditioner
so that the auditorium is warmer than usual. Then you
preach in a monotone. Meanwhile, you dangle a watch on a
chain and swing it in a slow arc above the lectern and
suggest they put 20 dollars in the collection plate."
So the very next Sunday, the reverend did as suggested, and
lo and behold the plates were full of 20 dollar bills. Now,
the preacher did not want to take advantage of this technique
each and every Sunday. So therefore, he waited for a couple
of weeks and then tried his mass hypnosis again.
Just as the last of the congregation was becoming mesmerized,
the chain on the watch broke and the watch hit the lectern
with a loud thud and springs and parts flew everywhere.
"Sh-t!" exclaimed the pastor.
It took them a week to clean up the church.
Loved it ha ha ha ,,,,
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it took me a sec to get it but ahahah, that was soo funny, i actaully had to read it twice but lol, i get it now, (ask any of my friends, i am blonde, lol, it takes me a minute to get stuff! haha)
haah............
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that's the best joke i've heard for ages!!!
i love it!!!
i've sent it to my friends
given you a star
thanks for making me laugh!
lol aaha. took me a minute too =p
ROFLMAO really funny